Heya Santa !
I know it’s Christmas eve night and you probably want to go to bed (I do too!) but I HAVE to tell you about this crazy little guy who showed up at my door last night.
He was short, about 4 feet tall.
He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe.
And even more weird, he had pointy ears.
I’m buddy the elf and I work in santas workshop pic.twitter.com/aen7TFEnNo
— brooke ◡̈⃝ (@brookepound) December 24, 2016
I asked him who he was, and he said he was a messenger from Santa! Apparently, Santa is sad. He has had to cut back on his travels to deliver his Christmas gifts. That is why, I am here to let you know ,that Santa might not make it. You see, the cost of traveling has gotten expensive these days, and even the so called deals, are expensive. He is very concerned about his travel expenses right now, and he is so worried that he might not make it to deliver the gifts. Not to mention his heart problems he is having, due to all the stress of possibly letting the kids down. He certainly does not want to drop dead while caring the presents. So he wanted my advice., Can you believe that?
So here’s what I told this messenger to tell Santa:
Why NewMarket Holidays Short Breaks Are Not Your Answer
You see, NewMarket Holidays is the largest independent tour operators in the UK. They are a great Tour Operators. However, Santa Needs more. You see Santa is….
1. He is like a one man enterprise. It’s hard for him to find good deals on his travels when he doesn’t have any purchasing power.
I told the messenger to tell Santa that he needs to leverage the purchasing power of buying his travel in bulk. You know, kinda like COSTCO. You can buy a gallon of milk at Costco for maybe $2.50, compared to maybe $4.00 at your local grocery store. I think you get the point.
2. Quit paying too much for your Travels ! Your Kids need their presents !
Before traveling to go down all those chimneys, just remember that you may charge all your your expenses, but the bills come due sooner rather than later. Ignore that temptation ! And instead, remind Santa that there is:
A Better Way To Travel.
From all of us at DreamTrips, we’d like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! pic.twitter.com/Cs3JTF8DMR
— DreamTrips (@DreamTrips) December 21, 2016
If he needs advice on saving money on his travels with out sacrificing, he should check out DreamTrips.( By the way, you don’t have to be a traveling business person to receive all these benefits).
3. Start traveling more wisely.
He doesn’t have to worry anymore, he can save so much more, with my amazing travel club instead.
I said to tell Santa, this is NOT based him having to do anything differently than he is already doing.
It’s based on traveling as a member of an exclusive travel club using the power of bulk buying to give their members unbelievable low prices. This travel club was developed by a two men 10 years ago who had a vision of helping people experiencing more and paying less. And yes, That includes Santa !
4. Start Saving more with your every day expenses you are already doing !
In other words…
— kyle halliday (@irkyle) October 16, 2015
Instead of hitching up the reindeer team to go to the store or run errands, I told the messenger to tell Santa to get his reindeer team this dreamtrip membership. It’s great for his back pocket !
5. He could stay at 5 star resorts at the price of 3 star resorts.
Let’s Face It.
He is just throwing his money away, if he continues to travel like he is doing. All the more so, he is causing himself more stress and health problems because he know’s he is letting his children down.
So by trimming the cost of his travels down, he’ll be able to eliminate his worries about letting the ones he loves so much down, and that’s his kids !
Anyway, so that’s that.
This is the plan I have for Santa.
We’ll see if he listens in 2017.
Have a GREAT holiday season,